9 - Is it Blood or is it Sauce?

Episode 9 December 29, 2019 00:48:39
9 - Is it Blood or is it Sauce?
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9 - Is it Blood or is it Sauce?
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Show Notes

Why does this mother call the police on her two sons after they get drunk at their family pizza parlor? Brothers have fought throughout history. How much does a phone have to weight to give you a vesectomy or testicular cancer? **IS IT BLOOD OR SAUCE?** so many questions, and we have all the answers on this episode.. of **the Outside View.**

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