27 - Gettin' Wise in a Bass Pro Shop

Episode 27 August 25, 2020 00:40:52
27 - Gettin' Wise in a Bass Pro Shop
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27 - Gettin' Wise in a Bass Pro Shop
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Patriotism. The Outside View’s first podcasting in matching American flag banana hammocks live streamed on Instagram. Do you know the muffin man? In this episode Kason, The Interpreter of Condolences, and Mr. Smiley discuss what type of live or dead beings they prefer to catapult at their enemies. Also! Kason shares whales of tales about Kevin Wise from Slidell, Louisiana and Daniel Armendariz from Florida and their indoor pond swimming shenanigans. When you jump into a a giant tank full of bass in a Bass Pro Shop, would you do it fully clothed or naked? How many laps do you think you could do? No matter how you do it, watch out for No Joke Treasure McGraw!

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