17 - Masturbate-A-Thon, Japanese World Champions

Episode 17 February 28, 2020 00:36:52
17 - Masturbate-A-Thon, Japanese World Champions
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17 - Masturbate-A-Thon, Japanese World Champions
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San Francisco, CA. A timeless harbor for champions from the far east land of the rising sun. From Sumo wrestling to masturbating, the outside view explores the passions that fuel the drive of world champions Umegatani and Masanobu Sato. How long can you last? Does it matter where we put a disclaimer? Are you too lazy to talk to your kids about sex education? Are you a champion? It's a grind you know?" - Mr. Smiley, "They say, you do what you love, you never work a day in your life." - Kason

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