15 - The Zainseville Massacre: The Beginning

Episode 15 February 09, 2020 00:47:32
15 - The Zainseville Massacre: The Beginning
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15 - The Zainseville Massacre: The Beginning
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### **Only one thing has happend in Zainsville in 200 years, other than it being the original capital of Ohio.** **Why catch things if you can shoot them?** How do you lose a Giraffe? Can large jungle cats flatten themselves out like domestic cats? We explore the passionate mind of one Mr. Terry Thompson. Cuddle up with your favorite national geographic and machine gun and hit play on this episode of The Outside View. The Zainseville Massacre.

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