13a - Mini-Drop: Cats on Cocaine

Episode 13 January 28, 2020 00:02:12
13a - Mini-Drop: Cats on Cocaine
The Outside View
13a - Mini-Drop: Cats on Cocaine
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Show Notes

### **Cats on Cocaine** - The Outside View Got nothing to do it's a saturday night Lookin for some pussy so I get online So many options overwhelming my brain. Fuck it, do a line, time for cats on cocaine. I'm hearing white lines by the furious five. Thinkin bout a dope track to back up this rhyme. As the sun comes up feelin so sublime. Nothin but cats and cocaine on my mind. Cats, unicorns, dolphins, and lazer eyes. Godzilla kitties purr over tokyo cries. Psychadelic kittens floating through space. Cats on cocaine is my happy place. Cats on Cocaine. Tryin to find a way to pick me up and calm me down. Tryin to get some coke and some pussy on the town. Never found a better high anywhere around. Give me coke and kitties and you know I'm gettin down. Hard line, soft fur, now I'm feelin pretty. Sprawled out on the couch while I'm strokin on my kitty. Peepin out the window cause I know they out to get me. Just give me your kitty cat cause I don't want your pity. Got my favorite girl and my nostrils in my lap. Too much fun, too much fur, you know I might relapse. So often I feel lost, just can't stay on track. Cats on cocaine man, the thing to bring me back. Only got one question. Try to tell the truth sir. Hard line, soft fur, that's my only answer! Cats on Cocaine. Oooo Ahhhh.

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