28 - Hell o' Kitty!

Episode 28 September 18, 2020 00:15:39
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28 - Hell o' Kitty!
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On this pocket edition episode the Interpreter of Condolences shares the heartwarming heroic epilogue of retired police officer Masao Gunji from Chiba, Japan. From dildos to calculators, Masao holds the Guiness Book of World Record's title for largest collection of Hello Kitty paraphernalia. Come relax with The Outside View thinking about relaxing with Gunji and his cooperative wife in the Hello Kitty Dome!

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