# What do you do if a random stranger starts telling you their deepest darkest secrets, cries, hugs you, then tells you they're jesus and runs over a stranger? Come explore the possibilities with us in this episode! ...
### **Only one thing has happend in Zainsville in 200 years, other than it being the original capital of Ohio.** **Why catch things if you can shoot them?** How do you lose a Giraffe? Can large jungle cats flatten themselves out like domestic cats? We explore the passionate mind of one Mr. Terry Thompson. Cuddle up with your favorite national geographic and machine gun and hit play on this episode of The Outside View. The Zainseville Massacre. ...
In this throw back episode. Kason and The Interpreter of Condolences try to solve the mystery of wether James Durek of Woodbridge, New Jersey was masturbating after getting Taco Bell and accidently driving his car into a Verizon store at Inman Grove Shopping Center. These throw back episodes are recordings that Kai and Kason did prior to having a Mr. Smiley engineering sound. Some mastering has been done, but the audio quality is not as great. Hopefully you enjoy! ...