The Outside View

We here at the Outside View podcast are bringing a contemporary unbiased perspective of news stories from around the world, new and old. We explore stories about passionate people and discuss the complex nature of ...more

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March 08, 2020 00:27:58
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18 - How to make Gold. Spiritual Awakening.

How much nature is too much nature? Grab your notebook and a calendar if you want to learn how to make gold. Reality transurfing? Who the f**k is Deni Vann? What do George Michael, M. Night Shyamalan, and David Bowie have to do with you becoming an Alchemist? Join the Smiley and Mr. Condolences as they head to heady, guided by Kason. Find out your answers. Get spiritually woke in this episode of The Outside View. ...

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February 28, 2020 00:36:52
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17 - Masturbate-A-Thon, Japanese World Champions

San Francisco, CA. A timeless harbor for champions from the far east land of the rising sun. From Sumo wrestling to masturbating, the outside view explores the passions that fuel the drive of world champions Umegatani and Masanobu Sato. How long can you last? Does it matter where we put a disclaimer? Are you too lazy to talk to your kids about sex education? Are you a champion? It's a grind you know?" - Mr. Smiley, "They say, you do what you love, you never work a day in your life." - Kason ...

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February 17, 2020 00:49:48
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16 - The Zainesville Massacre: The Conclusion

### The final F**k you to a community that he fought all his life. **The animals are out gunned, scared as , and one man has gunned them down**. A sleep deprived Jack Hannah cries in front of a grizzly bear exhibit at the Columbus Zoo. WTF is quilt faire? Kason and Kai can agree that bears do not ride scooters. When it comes to cat math, cat to bear conversion is sloppy at best. Enjoy this episode of the Outside View for the conclusion of the 1898 "pottery capital of the world" massacre. ...

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February 09, 2020 00:47:32
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15 - The Zainseville Massacre: The Beginning

### **Only one thing has happend in Zainsville in 200 years, other than it being the original capital of Ohio.** **Why catch things if you can shoot them?** How do you lose a Giraffe? Can large jungle cats flatten themselves out like domestic cats? We explore the passionate mind of one Mr. Terry Thompson. Cuddle up with your favorite national geographic and machine gun and hit play on this episode of The Outside View. The Zainseville Massacre. ...

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February 02, 2020 00:51:16
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14 - Dr. Elmo. Not the tickle me one.

### The passionate tale of Dr. Elmo Griggs. **You know those times when you are driving around drunk with human organs in your car? Well this is just one of those times.** Kason weaves the epic tale of one passionate Dr. Elmo while a trashed Mr. Condolences gets hung up on white privilage and ageism, and Mr. Smiley realizes his dream of becoming an African Doctor can come true. Did you know gladbags can replace slovenly mothers? oh yeah, fuck Chad. ...

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January 28, 2020 00:02:12
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13a - Mini-Drop: Cats on Cocaine

### **Cats on Cocaine** - The Outside View Got nothing to do it's a saturday night Lookin for some pussy so I get online So many options overwhelming my brain. Fuck it, do a line, time for cats on cocaine. I'm hearing white lines by the furious five. Thinkin bout a dope track to back up this rhyme. As the sun comes up feelin so sublime. Nothin but cats and cocaine on my mind. Cats, unicorns, dolphins, and lazer eyes. Godzilla kitties purr over tokyo cries. Psychadelic kittens floating through space. Cats on cocaine is my happy place. Cats on Cocaine. Tryin to find a way to pick me up and calm me down. Tryin to get some coke and some pussy on the town. Never found a better high anywhere around. Give me coke and kitties and you know I'm gettin down. Hard line, soft fur, now I'm feelin pretty. Sprawled out on the couch while I'm strokin on my kitty. Peepin out the window cause I know they out to get me. Just give me your kitty cat cause I don't want your pity. Got my favorite girl and my nostrils in my lap. Too much fun, too much fur, you know I might relapse. So often I feel lost, just can't stay on track. Cats on cocaine man, the thing to bring me back. Only got one question. Try to tell the truth sir. Hard line, soft fur, that's my only answer! Cats on Cocaine. Oooo Ahhhh. ...

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